A brief story of Shroom Smoothie
The Shroom Smoothie adventure started with a honey bee farm run by Morten (a.k.a. MoKizzle) . Eventually the whole ordeal went out of hand. There simply were not enough hands to tend to all the bees, which is why Bertram (A.K.A Trude, A.K.A Merfrude, A.K.A. Bertronomet) and Miels had to participate in the small-time beekeeping business. However, it quickly became clear, that while it was somewhat profitable, it was hardly going to yield the anticipated 5 mio dollars.
All the flowers and Colours greatly inspired the three bee-keeping pioneers. They did Indeed find great comfort in being surrounded by happy little bees, but as the colonies grew, they decided to free the little hymenopteron, In order to bring what they had learned into the magical world of music. Therefore they started the notorious musical group Shroom Smoothie, in their quest to fulfill the dream of the 5mil$project.
Shroom Smoothies guide to Funkyness
1. If you ain’t smellin’ it, it ain’t funky.
2. Play everything you know, then less
3. Ma jeez/Good god/Yes Lawd!
4. When in doubt: “On the one!”
5. It not only moves, It can remove
6. Don’t worry if it sexy.. I don’t mind..
7. Smell the dog poo, at least every thirty seconds.
8. If you repeat it, it was never a mistake in the first place.
9. Greeeaase yourself
10. 1…2… you know what to do!